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Or why not look at his Wisdom of the week
New Kitchen, as Winsley invest in state of the art dishwasher.

Buffalo wedged in barrow
New tea lady
recruited for 2006 season



Wingnut loses trousers in freak accident

Wingnut managed to lose his trousers on Sunday night after a freak accident which saw half a pint of lager ascape onto his crotch. Believing himself to have suffered severe embarassment he decided to remove the offending articles to allow them to dry.

The next phase of the evening is a bit of a blur for the nut but in an exclusive interview with e-weaver he stated
"i took them off to dry, next thing i new i was having a curry!"

In the ensuing post mortem it seems that the nut (who had managed 5 bottles of Stella by breakfast) had forgotten about his trousers and followed the young Mr.Orchard to the Maharaja tandoori.





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